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武?缀芸彀才藕昧瞬赊钡旱氖虑?又安排了水渠的事情,特别让太仆寺卿郑长铭搭配马匹,运送水渠需要的材料和粮草,还给军队安排了最好的马匹。

一切都按部就班的进行着,似乎有条不紊,罗水国的人还送来了求和盟约,使臣请求和谈。

武?捉袢掌鹆舜笤纾?暇菇袢沼性绯?高将军还是一身龙袍,扮成了水溶的模样,朝臣们已经准备好了,全都列在大殿上。

高将军坐在帘笼之后,轻轻咳嗽着,这些日子,他学的最多的就是咳嗽,怎么咳嗽才能让人信服,反正已经咳嗽到了炉火纯青的地步。

武?滓泊幽诘钭叱隼矗?还?19挥凶?吕矗??济窍鹿蛐欣瘢??姿担骸案魑徊槐囟嗬瘢?计鹄窗铡!?br>

大臣们纷纷站立起来,列在两旁,武?仔a诵Γ?担骸敖袢铡??噬舷胍?痛蠹曳窒硪桓鲂?岸?!?br>

朝臣们有些面面相觑,不知道是什么事儿,抬头看向台上站着的武?住?br>

武?酌挥辛15趟担?皇腔恿嘶邮郑?廊衾剂15掏顺隽舜蟮睿?芸熘谌司涂吹剑??宋廊衾甲吡嘶乩矗?褂腥艘沧呓?舜蟮睿?蚴锹匏??氖钩肌?br>

众人看到罗水国的使臣,一个个脸色都不好,毕竟采薇岛的事儿,罗水国出尔反尔,如今还派来了使臣,也太不要脸了。

罗水国的使臣进来之后行了大礼,叩说:“拜见皇上,拜见皇后娘娘,我国诚意和谈,还请皇上和皇后娘娘明鉴啊!”

罗水国的使臣说着,还呈上了一份和谈的盟书,太监拿过来,递给武?祝??啄米琶耸椋?隽俗鲅?樱?坪跏窃诟?盎噬稀笨础?br>

“皇上”

看了一眼,摆了摆手,又咳嗽了起来,然后转手交给了武?住?br>

武?捉?耸槟迷谑掷铮淖叩教浊懊娑??故卓醋殴蛟诘厣系氖钩迹?γ忻械乃担骸盎噬纤担??堑谜庖丫?皇堑谝淮危?匏??氖钩妓蜕厦耸榱恕!?br>

罗水国的使臣有些害怕,颤抖地说:“这次……这次我国是很有诚意的,国王愿意进贡,把公主送过来和亲,还愿意……”

他的话还没说完,武?滓丫??鹗掷矗?八焕病??币簧?嘞欤?谥谌嗣媲埃?苯咏?种械拿耸椋?幌滤撼闪桨搿?br>

罗水国的使臣一脸不可置信,武?酌挥兴祷埃?皇锹?澄12Φ模?质恰八焕病??币簧耸榧绦?撼闪桨耄?缓笥质橇桨耄?质橇桨搿?br>

“哗啦!”

一声,武?姿?忠簧?苯咏?撬撼伤槠?拿耸椋?偷嘏紫碌罾矗?耸榉路鹗前咨?暮盎├怖病钡姆追茁湎拢?淞寺匏??氖钩悸?仿?常?诺寐匏??氖钩颊龃罅搜劬Γ?成仙踔粱构易琶耸榈乃槠??q??值幕br>

武?桌湫o簧??担骸安恢?魑淮笕耍?醯谜飧鲂?岸购眯γ矗俊?br>

众臣们一听,这才反应过来,原来所说的笑话儿,就是这个,殿上的大臣们轰然都笑了起来,罗水国的使臣跪在地上,压根儿没反应过来,转瞬脸色就青了,感觉自己被羞辱了彻底。

武?桌淅涞乃担骸奥匏??墓?酰?彀褪悄褡欤?钕不蹲龅氖虑榫褪浅龆?炊??噬先蚀龋?簧笔钩迹?霭铡!?br>

罗水国的使臣顿时无地自容,他好歹是个使臣,结果被这样的当堂羞辱,还是在朝臣面前,朝臣一个个似乎觉得十分解气,一阵阵哄笑起来,那使臣气的不行,颤抖的从地上爬起来,往外冲去,不知是谁伸脚绊了一下,那使臣“咕咚”

一声,顿时摔了一个狗吃屎,大殿之上更是哄笑不止。

罗水国的使臣铩羽而归,狼狈不堪,武?渍獠畔铝顺??呓?诘睿?呓??辖敉巳チ?郏?欣裰?蟾嫱肆恕?br>

武?捉?四诘睿??诖惭雷由希?敲娑??焦?促鞲妫?ψ潘担骸澳锬铮?噬系牟n樗坪跤行┖米?耍 ?br>

武?滓痪??担骸暗闭妫俊?br>

太医说:“是真的,下官不敢欺瞒娘娘,的确是有些好转,脉象比之前沉稳一些儿,下官觉得,再细心调养,定然会醒来的。”

武?姿担骸昂问被嵝眩靠捎凶夹哦?耍俊?br>

她这话一出,太医又不言语了,似乎也不能肯定,武?准??獍隳q??椭?捞?剿档幕埃?赡苁窃诎参孔约海?慊邮秩锰?酵讼氯ァ?br>

太医说水溶的病情好转了,只是武?兹疵挥芯醯茫??队已经开到了边城,贾芸在主持修建水渠,采薇岛已经排兵布阵,随时准备打击罗水国,而水溶还是没有睁开眼睛。

以前还能偶尔清醒一会子,现在一会子也没有了,吃饭吃不下,吃药也吃不下,武?滋焯烨鬃晕挂苋匆恢背圆幌氯ィ?┩铝艘簧恚?┝艘淮捕际恰?br>

武?茁e潘?埽?眯√莱赘??芪挂??稚?囊┲?淞艘簧矶际牵??仔⌒囊硪淼母??馨岩┨啦粮删唬?煌胍┫氯ィ?疃喑韵铝艘恍“耄?o氯?悸┑袅恕?br>

武?捉?┩虢桓?┭悖懿粮删唬?盟?教讼吕矗??砗媒醣唬芨呛茫?缓笞?诖脖呱希目醋潘??br>

水溶还是那个样子,闭着眼睛,没有任何知觉,武?滋?鹗掷矗?崆?抚摸着水溶的脸颊,心中似乎有些波澜。

水溶的模样没什么好转,反而一日不好一日,武?仔睦锵胱牛?獠皇亲约赫?枰?拿矗?偷茸潘?懿∈牛?约旱亩?踊故翘?樱?梢运忱?腔?运车募坛写笸常幽暧祝?约赫飧龌侍?缶湍苊??运车募喙??詈笠徊讲蕉览看?权,成为霸权的女皇。

武?紫氲秸饫铮?甲叛劬oタ创?上的水溶,心里却泛起涟漪,不知怎么的,仿佛皱了起来,一下一下的拧。

武?咨ぷ庸龆?撕眉赶拢?坪踉诟?约赫沂裁蠢碛桑?粤耍?缃裾?诤吐匏??徽剑?羰撬?芤恢辈荒苄压?矗?荒芮鬃怨奈枋科??庋?哉绞撇焕??br>

武?渍饷聪胱牛?挥捎指?摸了一下水溶的脸颊,低声说:“你若再不醒,可就要失宠了,到时候可别后悔。”

武?渍饷此底牛?┭阃蝗慌芰私?矗?担骸澳锬铮?眯┐蟪祭戳耍?凳窍胍??噬稀!?br>

武?追畔率掷矗?馊?炝酵返模?苁怯写蟪寂芄?矗??袄癫可惺椤1?可惺楹突p可惺榕芄?匆惶耍?罄绰铰叫??胁簧俅蟪寂芄?矗?械氖钦娴墓匦幕噬希?械脑蚴浅没?仿摇?br>

武?椎??乃担骸按?讲枋摇!?br>

武?状幽诘罟?ィ??瞬枋遥??豢吹搅撕眉父龃蟪迹??椎氖潜?可惺椋??可惺槭掷锬米藕眉父鲎啾荆?吹轿?祝?偈毙老惨斐#??i锨八担骸盎屎竽锬铮?笙彩拢荼a。 ?br>

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