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第99章 诸葛亮智算华容 关云长义释曹操上(第2页)

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小兵回复:“走南彝陵过葫芦口最方便。”

于是乎,曹操指挥队伍奔着南彝陵而去。

到了葫芦口这地方,大家都饿得腿软,连马都累得直喘粗气,不少人直接倒在路边起不来了。曹操只好下令先休息一下。有些士兵身上带着锣锅,还有些人从村里顺手牵羊搞来点粮米,就在山边找个干燥的地方埋锅造饭,顺便割马肉烧烤吃。大伙儿纷纷脱掉湿漉漉的衣服,挂在树梢上晾晒;战马也卸下马鞍,在野地里觅食草根。曹操索性坐在疏林下面,仰天长笑,那笑声比鬼畜视频还魔性。

旁边的官员们一头雾水,忍不住问:“丞相,您刚才嘲笑周瑜和诸葛亮引来赵子龙,害我们折损了不少兵马,现在怎么又笑了?”

曹操笑着说:“我笑他们俩毕竟还是智谋不足。要是换做我在这地方布阵,早就埋伏好一队生力军,以逸待劳,哪怕咱们能逃出生天,也难免重伤。他们没看出这一点,所以我才笑话他们。”

话音未落,前方后方同时传来一阵惊天动地的喊杀声,曹操吓得魂飞魄散,赶紧扔下铠甲,骑上马就跑。很多士兵连马都没来得及收拾就跟着开溜。四面八方瞬间被烟雾笼罩,山口处一支军队严阵以待,领头的是燕人张翼德,他手持长矛,跨下一匹骏马,扯着嗓子大喊:“曹贼,你往哪儿跑!”

看到张飞,众将士心里拔凉拔凉的,胆都快吓破了。许褚更是硬着头皮骑着没鞍子的马冲上去与张飞单挑,而张辽、徐晃两位将军也不甘示弱,策马夹击。双方军队瞬间混战成一团。曹操率先拨马逃跑,其他将领也各自想办法逃生。张飞在后面穷追不舍,曹操一路狂奔,等到追兵渐远,回头一看,身边众将大多都已经挂彩带伤了。

正当曹操一行人赶路时,一个小兵跑来问:“丞相,前面有两条路,您打算走哪条?”

曹操反问:“哪条近?”

小兵回复:“大路宽平,但是远了五十多里;小路通向华容道,倒是近了五十多里,可问题是这路又窄又险,像过山车一样刺激。”

曹操一听,立刻派出侦查小分队去山上看看。侦查员回来报告:“小路边山上有几处冒烟;大路上却没啥动静。”

曹操一拍大腿,说:“你们懂不懂《孙子兵法》啊?人家诸葛亮狡猾得很,故意在小路边烧火,就是想让我们以为那里有埋伏,其实他肯定在大路上摆好阵势等我们呢!我算准了,才不中他的计呢!”

众将一听,纷纷竖起大拇指:“丞相高明,智商碾压全场!”

于是全军浩浩荡荡地奔向华容道。

此时的曹军饿得前胸贴后背,马儿也累得半死不活。有的士兵焦头烂额还勉强走着,有的被箭射伤、枪扎伤也只能咬牙坚持。大家衣服湿透,盔甲破烂,军旗乱七八糟,大部分是因为之前在彝陵道上慌不择路,连马鞍和装备都扔了。更惨的是,正值寒冬腊月,苦不堪言。

曹操现前军停住不动,就问咋回事儿。回报说:“前面山路太窄,加上早上下雨,坑里的积水没排出去,马蹄陷进去出不来,走不动啊!”

曹操一听,气得胡子都翘起来了:“咱们军队啥没见过?逢山开路,遇水搭桥,怎么可能被点雨水给难住?!”

曹操立即下令:老弱病残在后面慢慢走,身体好的赶紧砍竹子、捡柴火、搬草运芦苇,填平道路,动作慢的直接斩示众!无奈之下,大伙只能下马干活。为了防止后军追上,曹操让张辽、许褚、徐晃带着百名壮士手持大刀,谁走得慢就剁谁。此刻的士兵已经饿到快崩溃,不少人倒在地上,哭声此起彼伏。曹操咆哮道:“生死有命富贵在天,哭个毛线!再哭的,统统拉出去砍了!”

队伍分成了三部分:一部分掉队了,一部分不幸摔沟里了,剩下的一部分跟着曹操硬撑。终于过了险峻路段,路况稍微平坦些。曹操回头一看,跟在后面的只有三百多人,而且没有一个穿得整齐的。曹操催促加快度,将领们抱怨:“马都已经累成狗了,不如先歇会儿吧。”

曹操毫不客气:“到了荆州再休息也不迟!”

又走了没几步,曹操突然在马上挥鞭大笑起来。众将疑惑不解:“丞相,你这是又抽什么风,怎么又笑上了?”

曹操得意地说:“都说周瑜、诸葛亮聪明绝顶,我看呐,他们也就那样,要是在这里埋伏一支军队,咱们现在早被抓包了!”

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