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第91章 用奇谋孔明借箭 献密计黄盖受刑上(第2页)

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鲁肃虽然满头问号,但还是答应下来,回去找周瑜汇报时,只字不提借船的事儿,而是神秘兮兮地说:“孔明他不用箭竹、翎毛和胶漆这些玩意儿,他自己有套神奇的操作。”

周瑜一听,心里更纳闷了:“这小子三天后能拿出什么花样来?”

这边鲁肃已经悄悄安排好了二十条轻便快的船,每条船上有三十多人,并准备好了布幔和稻草人等一应物品,随时待命孔明调遣。第一天,孔明按兵不动;第二天,依旧稳如老狗。

直到第三天凌晨四点,孔明偷偷摸摸把鲁肃请到船上,鲁肃一脸懵逼:“孔明兄,你这是唱哪一出?”

孔明嘿嘿一笑:“叫你来就是一起去取箭啊。”

鲁肃继续懵:“去哪取?”

孔明故作高深:“别问那么多,跟我走就知道了。”

于是命令二十条船用长绳连起来,直奔长江北岸。

当天晚上,雾气浓得跟牛奶似的,长江两岸更是伸手不见五指,对面的人都看不清。孔明却淡定指挥船只前进,一边还感叹:“这雾,够给力!”

前边古人写过篇《大雾垂江赋》,大概意思就是长江壮阔,雾气缭绕,各种神仙妖怪都喜欢在这玩躲猫猫,英雄豪杰也在此施展拳脚。此刻正是阴阳混乱,一片混沌,只能听到金鼓之声,却看不见前方景象。

孔明趁此大雾,率船队一路向前,那雾大得跟开了特效似的。然后就开始了一段宛如电影大片般的场景描述,什么巨鲸翻腾,蛟龙吐气,仿佛世界末日一般。最后孔明利用大雾成功掩护,准备实施他的“草船借箭”

大计。

话说那天晚上五更时分,诸葛亮带着一帮兄弟,把船开到了曹丞相的水寨附近。他下令让船只一字排开,头朝西尾朝东,然后在船上敲锣打鼓、扯开嗓门呐喊,这架势搞得跟过狂欢节似的。鲁肃一看,吓得小心肝直颤,忙问:“孔明老哥,万一曹兵全涌出来,咱们可怎么办啊?”

孔明淡定一笑,说:“我掐指一算,曹操这家伙肯定被这重重迷雾吓破了胆,不敢轻举妄动。咱们就在这儿一边喝酒一边听音乐,等雾散了咱再溜之大吉。”

曹操这边呢,毛玠、于禁两人一听外面那动静,瞬间化身“小跑侠”

,火急火燎地向曹操汇报。曹操一听,眉头一皱,深思熟虑后下令:“江面雾气这么重,敌军突然杀到,必有埋伏,大家稳住,先别轻举妄动,派咱们水军的弓箭手对着江面乱射就行。”

还顺便呼叫了旱地部队的张辽、徐晃两位大将,带上三千弓箭手来支援。结果命令还没传达到位,毛玠、于禁俩人怕对方抢滩登6,已经提前让弓箭手们对着江面放箭了,一会儿旱地部队也加入进来,大约一万多人集体射箭,场面堪比《饥饿游戏》里的箭雨。

孔明见状,微微一笑,下令把船调个头,改成头朝东尾朝西,更加靠近曹军水寨,一边继续擂鼓呐喊,一边开心地收箭。等到太阳升起,雾气散去,孔明又下令让大家赶紧划船回撤。二十条船上的草垛上,密密麻麻插满了箭矢,简直可以开个箭矢展览会。诸葛亮让大家齐声高呼:“谢谢曹丞相送箭!”

等到曹操那边接到报告,人家都已经开出去二十多里远了,想追都追不上,曹操那个悔得肠子都青了。

回到船上,孔明对鲁肃炫耀道:“每条船上大概得了五六千支箭,没花江东半分力气,轻轻松松得到十万多支箭,明天就可以用来射曹军,真是不要太爽!”

鲁肃满脸崇拜:“孔明兄你简直是神仙下凡!你怎么知道今天会有这么大雾?”

孔明摆出一副资深气象学家的模样:“作为一个将领,要是不懂天文地理、奇门遁甲、阴阳八卦、阵图兵法这些知识,那就是个废柴。我三天前就已经预测出今天有大雾,所以才敢接下三天造十万支箭的赌约。周瑜那小子让我十天完成,结果材料不够用,他这是变着法子要整我,但我命硬得很,他哪能害得了我!”

鲁肃听完,佩服得五体投地。

等到船靠岸,周瑜早派了五百名士兵在江边等着搬运箭矢。孔明让他们直接从船上取箭,轻松搞定了十几万支箭,全部交给了中军帐。鲁肃回去见到周瑜,详细讲述了孔明借箭的经过。周瑜听罢,由衷感叹:“孔明真是神机妙算,我自愧不如啊!”

后人有段子手这样调侃:“那日长江被雾气环绕,就像奶茶里的珍珠一样看不清远方,就在这能见度极低的情况下,孔明和周瑜的战舰上演了一出‘雨中飞蝗大作战’。结果嘛,孔明这老哥成功把周瑜给套路了,简直就是现代版的战术大师。”

一会儿,孔明走进周瑜的大本营,周瑜亲自出来迎接他,满脸崇拜地说:“孔明兄,你真是算无遗策啊,让我佩服得五体投地。”

孔明摆摆手,谦虚道:“小伎俩而已,哪值得大惊小怪。”

周瑜热情邀请孔明入帐共饮,期间他表示主公催促进军,自己还没想到好计策,希望孔明能够指点迷津。孔明装模作样:“哎呀,我就是个平平无奇的小透明,哪有什么妙计呢?”

周瑜说他已经观察过曹操的水寨,防守严实,不是轻易能攻破的,他想了个计策,但还想听听孔明的意见。孔明打趣道:“都督,咱俩别光说,不如各自写在手上,看看咱们是不是心有灵犀吧!”

于是两人偷偷在掌心写下字,靠近一看,竟然都是个“火”

字,不禁相视一笑。周瑜乐了:“看来咱俩英雄所见略同啊,这事千万保密!”

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