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第79章采访

第一章《入职天庭》

第二章《初次交锋》

第三章《惨败》

第四章《再起风云》

第五章《入土为安》

闫御从门外晃悠进来的时候,差点以为自己入了盘丝洞,满屋子里全是红线,挂着的飘着的缠在一起的,密密麻麻共同织成一张网,乱麻似的捋也捋不清。

狄九徽整个人缩在乱七八糟的红线当中,弓着背低着头,口中念念有词,不知道在嘀咕什么,乍一看还怪吓人的。

“小九?”

闫御冲着他背影试探地喊了一声,“你怎么了。”

声音一停,狄九徽迟缓地转过头,他眼神呆滞,满脸沧桑与幽怨,像抽去了灵魂的行尸走肉,“……满屋的红线都是我没完成的工作。”

“五天堆积的工作量?”

闫御心惊。

狄九徽竖起根手指,“一天。”

“嚯。”

震撼闫御一百年。

狄九徽苦着一张脸悲惨道:“直至今日我才明白,月老其实正值青春,本该是潆溪那样风华正茂的少年郎,硬是在这儿熬成了白苍苍的耄耋老头。我离他也不远了,扬帆远航没几步船撞上冰川凿沉了。”

闫御安慰他:“没事,你还能狗刨。”

狄九徽:“……”

“你别说风凉话了,这才五天,我感觉我衰老了很多,白头都要长出来了。”

狄九徽黯然神伤。

闫御帮他看了看,一根银丝都没瞧见,但为了不让他失望,便手动操作了一下,瞬间狄九徽满头银,连睫毛都如同落了霜。

闫御站他旁边,和顶着头白毛的狄九徽形成鲜明对比,他庄严地表意见:“天界第一桩忘年恋就此诞生。”

狄九徽:“……”

狄九徽眯起眼,“还能白人送黑人,想见识一下吗?”

闫御识趣地闭嘴。

狄九徽画了个圈,一面水镜凭空浮现,映出几张截然不同的面孔,他指着其中一个说:“注意看,这个男人叫小帅,他仰慕这个女人小美,但小美喜欢和她一起长大的男人小明,但小明家里人不同意,相中了另一个女人小红,但小红对小明没意思,她喜欢曾经救过自己的男人小刚,小刚和小帅是双胞胎兄弟,但小刚已经不在人世,小红不知道,把小帅当成了小刚,于是他们几个同时向我祈愿,请问我应该把谁和谁牵在一起?”

闫御迎着狄九徽请教的目光,抽丝剥茧地分析:“这是一道非常经典的例题,分别包含了一见钟情,青梅竹马,棒打鸳鸯,英雄救美,生死相隔以及替身文学,对于这种复杂的题型呢,我建议先把锅烧热。”

狄九徽:“……”

狄九徽无语,“你有一种清澈的愚蠢。”

闫御顺手捋直了条红线,“被你传染的。”

狄九徽呵一声,“怎么不说被我遗传的?”

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